I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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