: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
