we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
sarcasm needs its own font
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My vagina is officially offended.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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