that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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