I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
