I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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