There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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