You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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