How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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