Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
