Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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