I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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