how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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