You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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