sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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