I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Come on in and take your pants off
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