it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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