Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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