it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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