Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he puts the penis in happiness.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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