I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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