At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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