Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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