On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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