You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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