Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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