belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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