He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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