Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
And then he peed in my hair
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