I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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