HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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