Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I think i got beer on your cat.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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