brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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