I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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