don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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