But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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