Do you still have your period?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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