Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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