Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
jump out the window naked night went bad
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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