We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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