After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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