There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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