did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Found your dick twin last night
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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