Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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