its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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