True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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