That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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