It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Hello my rib-scented angel!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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