i'm signing you up for texting rehab
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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