dude i'm inner monologue high
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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