there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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