Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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