one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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