The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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