come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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